Waiting for My Real Life to Begin

The life and times of a girl named Swishy.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Quickies

You guys! You guys are seriously the awesomest of the awesome. Thank you so much for the positive and encouraging comments. I'm sure I will blog tons about everything as I go, but for now, let me just say how happy and grateful I am that you'll all be along the ride. It means so, so much ... thank you.

(OK, but really ... CRAZY! Crazy, crazy. I think I am still walking around in some sort of suspended reality. I am not even close to wrapping my head around the whole thing. Anyway ...)

Enough of that for now. Let's talk about something REALLY important: People magazine's Most Eligible Bachelors issue. I realize I am way late on this, but ... Mario Lopez is the most eligible bachelor? Really? MARIO LOPEZ??? I know it can't be George Clooney every single year (although, let's be honest, would anyone really complain it if was? Anyone? Anyone? Yeah ... that's what I thought. That man is fine with a capital FUH.) But really, how is there not more outrage about this? There was a naked picture of Mr. A.C. Slater on the opening spread--a NAKED PICTURE!--and I STILL was like, yawwwwwn.

You're on notice, People. The Sexiest Man Alive issue is rapidly approaching. DO NOT SCREW IT UP!

One more thing. Please, please, PLEASE tell me someone else saw The Bachelorette this week. I haven't really been watching it, but I saw that episode, and wow ... that really WAS the most dramatic rose ceremony ever! Holy freaking awkward. I mean, SO awkward.

Other than that, I have no idea what to watch on TV. I just have Bravo on an endless loop. If addictive TV is my drug, then Bravo is my supplier, I swear. I would seriously watch someone cut their toenails as long as they put it on Bravo.

What about you? What are you watching these days?

25 Comments:

At 2:40 AM, Blogger House of Jules said...

If by "Most Eligible Bachelor", People meant, "Most likely to cheat on his girlfriend", I totally agree that Mario Lopez deserves the title. He has quite a record. I still remember when he cheated on Ali Landry (the Dorito girl!) right before they got married, and most recently he cheated on Karina Smirnoff. I am not a fan.

If you read my humpday post, you already know who gets my vote for most eligible bachelor... though I don't know if droids can even BE bachelors. ;)

Jules
House of Jules

 
At 6:45 AM, Blogger Melissa said...

Yikes, Mario Lopez...icky!

 
At 7:35 AM, Blogger Mary Ann said...

OMG, I have watched Michael Clayton a bazillion times just to see, you know that moment where George Clooney's standing on the top of the hill with the horses, near the end, and he looks up at the sky with a look of wonder, or something like that, on his face? I want him right then. So much. Just sayin.

 
At 8:23 AM, Blogger Jenster said...

I have such a sad life. HGTV would be my supplier. And it's dangerous. It affects more than just me. It affects my entire family because then I think I can do that stuff and the next thing you know there's a toilet just sitting in the garage while the bathroom is nothing but a green box with a hole in the floor.

 
At 9:22 AM, Blogger Dizzy Ms. Lizzy said...

I am a serious Law & Order junkie. SERIOUS, I'm tellin' you. The original, the SVU, the Criminal Intent - - just can't seem to get enough.

And Chris Meloni of L&O SVU would get MY vote for Sexiest Man - - he is just plain FINE . . . *sigh*

But when I get burned out on the cops&robbers shows, I like to switch over to E! and watch The Soup. It never fails to make me laugh!

 
At 10:56 AM, Blogger Jules said...

I agree........ down with Mario the rover and I can drool over George any day of the week.

 
At 12:09 PM, Blogger J... said...

Totally not feeling the Mario Lopez thing. Just not working for me.

As for tv habits...I sooooo can't miss an episode of Army Wives. That one is so dramatic it has me hooked to the DVR every Monday after work (it airs on Sundays but I am never home to be able to watch it and I like to watch it when I don't have kids or husbands bugging the bejesus outta me!)

 
At 12:25 PM, Blogger Patti said...

i am ashamed to say i watched the entire "farmer wants a wife"...and am so excited that this entire summer is filled with crap just like that so i can watch till i pop.

 
At 4:33 PM, Blogger Bina said...

I BARELY watch TV. I'm usually making dinner and cleaning up, or watching my sprinkler work it's magic on my lawn, or sitting outside and drinking with my hubby.

But, when I do watch TV, I MUST watch Ghost Hunters, Psychic Investigators, Haunted History (see the pattern?), "I Survived" (which I have to tell you, you can NOT turn away once you start watching), and things like that.

 
At 5:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

She She said,
I am completely hooked on the Bachelorette this year!! Each year after watching the final episode of Bachelor I swear I am not going to get hooked in the next year and then... before you know it they have fished me in! I agree about the awkward rose ceremony. My other guilty TV pleasures are Supernanny (and I don't even have kids), John and Kate plus 8, Wife Swap, Kathy Griffin My Life on the D List, and the Food Channel!! Oh my gosh, I know I need to get a life! But my job is so stressful, it is so great to plop in front of the TV and zone out to these shows and forget about all my problems. You are my favorite blog Swishy!!

 
At 10:16 PM, Anonymous kristabella said...

OMG, Graham is a douchebag! That was seriously the best thing I've ever seen on any season of The Bachelor or The Bachelorette! The funniest thing is that I was going to fast forward, since all the goodbyes are the same. I'm SO glad I didn't! And I can't wait to see what that note said! AWESOME!

 
At 8:01 AM, Blogger flea said...

ugh I know Mario Lopez?? wtf? honestly he doesn't do it for me, but whatev he must for someone...

my guilty pleasure is So you think you can dance, love this show, I look forward to it every week...other than that I got nothing

 
At 9:48 AM, Blogger Monnik said...

hehe. I'm a Bravo Addict. Especially on Wednesday nights.

I have a huge crush on Tom Collicio. And I have no idea why, but that man makes the chubby bald thing work!!!

I'm with you on the Mario thing too. He's ok and everything, but not #1, you know?!

 
At 9:59 AM, Blogger Beth said...

MEE TOO!!!! I heart Bravo!! and I DON'T heart Mario Lopez! What. were. they. thinking??!! YUK!

Love you Swishy Girl!!!

 
At 1:38 PM, Blogger Golightly said...

I was reading that dang issue on the plane and was like WTF, seriously? He looks way too made up in make up and overly cheesy in all those different recreated photo shoots...just greasy and gross.

 
At 8:05 PM, Blogger Sara Hantz said...

I don't get the Mario thing, either.

I was really upset when all my programs finished... but we're getting some new ones. I LOVE Army Wives, Mad men, Criminal Minds and NCIS.

 
At 11:21 PM, Blogger Manic Mom said...

I'm HOME. I'm exhausted, but I can't wait to read the details in Story of my Life, which at first glance sounds like the PERFECT opening to a memoir!!!!!

Also, now that you're FREE FREE FREE, get your arse out here July 16 so we can go see Jess at Book whereever she's gonna be. Come hang with moi! OK!?!?!? OK! Done? Done! I will call/email/IM tomorrow. Am exhausted now, but happy happy happy for you.

 
At 9:38 PM, Blogger Michelle said...

Ok, I'm totally embarrassed to admit it but ummm I'm currently Tivo'ing Melrose Place and watching it because I never watched it when it was on the first time, and there's really nothing better on. I feel so small and dirty now....

 
At 9:52 PM, Blogger Manic Mom said...

OK, did you see Mario in the Us magazine doing the copycat poses of Burt Reynolds on the bearskin rug, and then the Richard Gere pose with his nuggets practically falling out of his 1980s shorts? Then he also did the pose from Blue Lagoon... it was totally NASTY! You have to see it. He is just NOT attractive at all. NASTIFIED to the NTH degree!!!

 
At 10:09 PM, Blogger Swishy said...

That was the picture I was talking about in People! The Blue Lagoon thing was creepy ... it looked like a diaper.

 
At 9:21 PM, Blogger THopgood said...

Mario Lopez is a schmuck! With a capital SH...

 
At 4:41 PM, Blogger Scribe LA said...

Swishy! Thank you for putting People on notice. Maybe they meant to feature him in the Least Eligble Bachelor issue and it was their bad. He's so blechy on so many levels.

Hmmm. Most Eligible Bachelor... how about Joshua Jackson? Jake (we're on a first name basis)? Roger Federer?

Thank you for the warm wishes. Right back at ya! I too got sucked into a couple Wedding Crashers scenes. The hunting scene still makes me laugh out loud, I can't help it.

Cheers.

 
At 10:09 AM, Blogger Beth said...

Happy 4th Swishy! I love you!!!

 
At 4:46 PM, Blogger Andie said...

I've been watching swingtown on cbs. loving that show.

btw- if you liked grant show on melrose place back in the day..he's on swingtown, and he's sporting a serious 80's porn 'stache. LOL

 
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