Of all the days to have forgotten my camera! I had to use my camera phone instead which, believe me, is NOT the same when it comes to taking sneaky surveillance photos.
OK, what you are looking at is a red Hummer. It's big and shiny with huge tires and silver rims. The driver gets out. He's wearing a tight-tight tank top tucked into spandex pants, and his platinum blond hair is slicked back with what must be a full bottle of Dep gel.
He walks inside the store, and I finally notice it--the license plate on his man mobile. It says, in big, bold capital letters: BICEPS.
I mean ... that pretty much says it all, doesn't it?