Waiting for My Real Life to Begin

The life and times of a girl named Swishy.

Thursday, June 05, 2008

Overcompensation



Of all the days to have forgotten my camera! I had to use my camera phone instead which, believe me, is NOT the same when it comes to taking sneaky surveillance photos.

OK, what you are looking at is a red Hummer. It's big and shiny with huge tires and silver rims. The driver gets out. He's wearing a tight-tight tank top tucked into spandex pants, and his platinum blond hair is slicked back with what must be a full bottle of Dep gel.

He walks inside the store, and I finally notice it--the license plate on his man mobile. It says, in big, bold capital letters: BICEPS.

I mean ... that pretty much says it all, doesn't it?

32 Comments:

At 12:43 AM, Blogger Eileen said...

He's going to need big biceps to keep pumping gas into that thing.

fancy schmancy indeed

 
At 1:07 AM, Blogger House of Jules said...

It's really too bad you don't have a closer shot of the H2 with the plate b/c it's perfect for the FUH2.com site.
Jules
House of Jules

 
At 3:03 AM, Blogger Cecily R said...

Wow. Now THAT is just stunning. I bet that guy is some kind of winner.

Doesn't he know that everyone around him is laughing? And not with him? Well, I am.

 
At 5:09 AM, Blogger Melissa said...

Overcompensation...are you saying the man has a little peepee or something? ;)

 
At 6:03 AM, Blogger DeeMarie said...

Either my town is boring, or I'm oblivious. I never see good stuff like this! Keep 'em coming, Swish!!!!

 
At 7:16 AM, Blogger michelle said...

sex-ay. ;)

 
At 8:06 AM, Blogger kim said...

I don't get it, was he hot? He sounds hot.

Oh, I'M KIDDING!

...and double dang, you girls will be too far out of my range on Sat. Any other day and it would be a fun day trip, but it's Winnie's b-day and Frankie graduates Sunday, so no sneaking to meet blogger friends for me :o(.

 
At 9:47 AM, Blogger Golightly said...

omgosh. why why why? I'd die if you caught him in the picture too ;) hee hee

 
At 10:13 AM, Blogger Beth said...

I call dibs! sounds like my kinda guy!!! Was the hair in a mullet, by any chance? yum!

 
At 11:09 AM, Blogger Monnik said...

oh my... i bet the ladies are lining up to date him.

...in his dreams.

Gack.

 
At 12:40 PM, Blogger Steph said...

Wowo not ot full of himself eh?

 
At 12:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Curse you swishy, I was supposed to be doing major spring cleaning today, but I've just been sitting here reading your blog and laughing my ass of all morning. How did I never know about it for so long? Actually, when I heard people/you talking about your blog I assumed it was the one (sort of one) on your work website. No wonder I never understood what people were talking about half the time.
Thanks for sending me the link, you've got a new devoted fan. And it's good to know I can get good Swishy stories still, even when you move away . . . whenever that might be.

--J

 
At 1:00 PM, Blogger Manic Mom said...

I WAS HOPING THAT WAS OUR RENTAL CAR FOR THE MANIC-SWISHY WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOY WILL WE HAVE STORIES TO TELL.....

 
At 1:19 PM, Blogger Vanessa said...

Umm, yeah. He may as well have put "tiny unit" on the license plate. Good eye on your part!

 
At 1:31 PM, Blogger CelticBuffy said...

Ha! Love it! Did you hear that they are thinking of discontinuing production on the Hummer? Poor guy w/self esteem issues.

 
At 10:16 PM, Blogger Kristabella said...

Oh, that is AWESOME! He should change the license plate to TOOL. Or D-BAG.

 
At 11:49 PM, Blogger THopgood said...

sticking my finger down my throat and gagging....just a little....

 
At 8:58 AM, Blogger Jenster said...

Yes, your title says it all. LOL!

 
At 12:59 PM, Blogger Jules said...

Ya think maybe it was his wife's car?

 
At 4:00 PM, Anonymous anja said...

I found your blog by accident a while ago and instantly bookmarked it. Now I check back all the time to catch up on your adventures. Crazy how an absolute stranger can always make me laugh. Big thanks!

 
At 7:12 PM, Blogger TTQ said...

God help us all. Shit! The visual is already burned in my brain. Wife Beater and spandex and hair gel....

As for the Hummer everyone knows it only looks good in black.

 
At 9:59 PM, Blogger Michelle said...

C'mon, would you expect any less? I'm so glad I haven't run into that guy anywhere. I already don't like him!

 
At 9:49 AM, Blogger The Franchise said...

I can't love you this much baby...and love you from this far (hold for 80's guitar riff).

 
At 11:16 AM, Blogger Angela Williams Duea said...

Nobody ever told that guy that less is more...how DID he get those biceps, anyway? A little "pump action"?
angelawd

 
At 3:51 PM, Blogger flea said...

oh my! wish you could've snagged a pic of him as well...ah well thats still good detective work...

 
At 11:41 AM, Blogger Bina said...

Holy Moly. Can we say "EGO".

 
At 10:01 PM, Blogger AlaneM said...

Nothing screams out I HAVE A SMALL P***S! like a hummer with biceps on the liscence plate!

 
At 9:03 AM, Blogger Trish said...

LOL

he may as well have a tattoo that says "I have a small winky"

 
At 7:28 PM, Blogger Manic Mom said...

I am so sick of this stupid car.

But I bet your stat meter had quadrupled with me checking to see if you've updated!

 
At 11:32 PM, Blogger Manic Mom said...

Yep, the red car is still here. ;)

Gosh, I am a back-seat driver EVEN ON THE INTERNET BY GOD!

 
At 5:42 PM, Blogger XYZinn said...

What are people seriously thinking when they do things like that? Oh, I want you, you're so hot and have a red hummer and you MUST have biceps since that is what your license plate says!

 
At 1:22 AM, Blogger Jacki said...

That is greatness! (I always forget my camera too when I see stuff that classic.)

 

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