Who wants to help me move?
We had a meeting this morning at work and ... your friend Swishy could soon be moving to a city near you! Holy crap, my head is spinning so fast I look like the girl from the Exorcist. Happy Leap Day, indeed.
(I do have a job, and I will have a job ... it's just a matter of where that job will be! More details later, probably after the big bitch-fest happy hour we no doubt will have later.)