So I'm sitting at the coffee shop, and the guy next to me starts making phone calls. Apparently, he's a doctor. Apparently, the people he's calling are patients. Do I really need to mention that I moved from one side of my table to the other to hear him better? I didn't think so.
Call No. 1: "Hi, this is Dr. Brasher. I wanted to check up on you and see if that rash has gotten any better ..."
Call No. 2: "Hi, this is Dr. Brasher calling. I'd like to schedule that procedure we talked about for this Friday, February 8 ..."
Call No. 3: "Hi, this is Dr. Brasher. I just wanted to let you know that I looked over your test results. Everything looks OK, although I want you to keep taking that prescription I gave you until it runs out ..."
I am SO waiting for him to call someone and tell them they have syphilis.