I just feel like I have to share this
So my brother is on break from college and he just got a job. Guess what his job is. Just GUESS.
OK, ready? Whatever you guessed: WRONG. My brother is test driving motorized wheelchairs. Like, in a warehouse somewhere. Just PICTURE that, will you? This is a kid, by the way, who managed to both drive into a ditch AND knock over a mailbox before he even got his driver's license. Which, by the way, we are not ever allowed to mention in my front of my mother without risking an hour-long lecture on being nice to our baby brother, but I digress.
Anyway, today was his first day, and apparently he now has an unshakeable case of the dizzies thanks to hours spent rolling around in slow circles. ("Every time I close my eyes, it's like I'm in the wheelchair again!" he says.) However, on the plus side, he also wants to be a politician someday, and as my sister points out: "Now he'll be able to relate to seniors when he's running for office and talking about health care. He could put together an ad showing him going in circles!"
So there's that.