is hard sometimes.
I am sorry for being such a crappy blogger this week. I'll catch up with you all this weekend, I promise!
The life and times of a girl named Swishy.
is hard sometimes.
Oh, so sleepy. I'm giving myself 10 minutes to spit out as much as I can (TWSS), and then I'm off to dream of cute boys and ... I don't know. More cute boys, I guess.
So I'm on a trip for work. I get on the plane, finish reading USA Today, and lean back and shut my eyes until I can turn on one of my many portable electronic devices. Something about having my eyes shut must have made my ears perk up, because suddenly all I can hear is the conversation behind me.
The lovely Golightly tagged me the other day. So here, without further ado, are seven random facts about myself:
I'm tired, working late and in the midst of (YET. ANOTHER.) shitty week, but a couple quick, cute things because I'm sick of seeing the word "penis" at the top of my blog.
* They're called boobs. Women have them. And yes, they are nice, but they're not going anywhere. You don't need to keep checking every five minutes to make sure they didn't run away and start a colony somewhere.
I check the mail when I get home from work, as I'm sure 99 percent of all Americans do. But lately I've gotten into a horrible habit: If there's nothing in there I care about, I put the mail back in the box and go inside. I actually put the mail BACK in the MAILBOX. It's out of the mailbox, it's in my hands, and yet I won't just take the final step and CARRY IT INSIDE. It's just more energy than I care to expend after a long, arduous (ha) day at the office.
And not all that chatty tonight, I bring you ... Swishy's favorite movie scenes!
I said this in the comments of my last post, but I'm going to say it again: I am such a lucky girl to have all of the nicest, funniest, smartest, most compassionate people in the world visiting my blog. You guys are awesome!