A weekend of random dreams
Dream No. 1: I went skydiving and someone took video of it and put it on YouTube. I've never really had much of a desire to go skydiving or bungee jumping or anything like that because I don't, you know, WANT TO DIE. If I'm going to be in People magazine someday, I'd rather it be for reasons other than my tragic, untimely death from a defective parachute.
So as any good Internet addict would do after having a random dream, I Google it when I wake up. Google tells me that dreaming about skydiving means I have high ideals. And I do! This dream interpretation stuff is awesome! It's like reading my horoscope! Or a fortune cookie!
Dream No. 2: I was sitting around Judd Apatow's kitchen table, hanging out with him and Leslie Mann. (Seth Rogen was there, but he had to leave.) OK, I will concede to having weird dreams about Hollywood types (see here and here and, oh, what the hell, here). But this? This is SUPER random, because I mean ... JUDD APATOW! Who dreams about Judd Apatow? Other than Judd Apatow? I bet some of you don't know who he is, let alone what he looks like. But get this, he looked EXACTLY in my dream like he does in real life. And I hadn't so much as seen a picture of him since Rolling Stone did a story on him back in June.
Yes, I am aware of how strangely my mind works.
So back to my dream. We were sitting around, talking about writing stuff. This could mean many things. I could be knocked up. I could be a freak. Or a geek. So I Google again, and ... are you kidding me? Ideals? Still? Judd, apparently, represents the idealized version of someone I know in my life, someone I'd like to act more like him.
Personally, I'd rather him represent the fact that I'm going to be a super-wealthy, super-popular, super-every-I-touch-turns-to-gold It Girl, but whatever.