Hit me baby, one more time
OK, I have to make this kind of quick, but ...
What a train wreck.
This is the main thing I want to know: Doesn't that girl have any friends? Isn't there ANYONE around her who will step in and stop her from making herself look bad?
I could hardly even watch it. I mean, seriously, I was cringing. The bad extensions. The horrible lip synching. The oh-so-unflattering outfit. The pink body makeup. The near-stumbling. The fact that she appeared to be, oh, DRUNK the whole time. I flipped it on at work, and it was so sad we couldn't even bring ourselves to make fun of her.
Which is why I thought Sarah Silverman was pretty bitchy when she got up there after the performance. I only caught part of it because I was working on something, but did she really make fun of Britney's KIDS? Like, Britney practically just hammered the final nail in the coffin of her career in front of a national live audience, and you want to make fun of her drooling toddlers? That is MEAN! Like I said, I didn't catch the whole thing so maybe I heard wrong, but given the fact that Ms. Silverman was not exactly sugar and spice and everything nice to your friend Swishy once upon a time, I believe it.
Anyway, poor Britney. I blame Justin. If they had never broken up, Britney never would have run off to Vegas with the non-bald Jason Alexander and gotten an annulment and made out with Madonna and married K-Fed and on and on. It ALL comes back to Justin. Well, Justin, what goes around comes around, and that doesn't just apply to Elisha Cuthbert.*
It's a sad, sad night.
* (Did you guys know that? He wrote that song about Jack Bauer's daughter, who cheated on his best friend. True story.)