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Thursday, July 26, 2007

Sometimes a picture really does say it all

So I work with this guy who decided it was a good idea to keep a can of soda on the ledge of his cubicle. For, like, ever. Eventually, this can of soda exploded, spilling onto the adjoining cubicle wall. No one cleaned it up. The guy who owned the can of soda thought the janitorial staff should have done it. The guy who was in the cubicle next to him thought the guy who owned the can of soda should have done it. Personally, I think they were all waiting for a woman to come over and do it, but that's neither here nor there. The point is, there is now a stain on the cubicle wall. A stain that looks something like ... this.

16 Comments:

At 1:35 AM, Blogger Karyn said...

omg this is the most amazing thing ever. it's a big dick. ha ha!!!

 
At 1:37 AM, Blogger Karyn said...

It's cock ring around the middle of it, too.

 
At 5:54 AM, Blogger simonsays said...

Ugh, you are right, they probably were waiting for a woman to go over and clean it....it does add a little charachter to an otherwise boring cubicle wall...and karyn could be right, it does look sort of phallic.....phalic....how DO you spell that word?

 
At 9:36 AM, Anonymous Kristabella said...

OMG! I just spit water out at the computer.

Now there is no chance of it being cleaned. Especially since those two dudes probably look at it everyday and laugh like Beavis and Butthead.

Heh Heh.

 
At 9:55 AM, Blogger KitLiz said...

That's hilarious... And obviously appropriate!

 
At 10:58 AM, Blogger Andie said...

that looks about right and sounds about right for a guy.

 
At 11:18 AM, Blogger TTQ said...

hahah some dickhead painted a self portrait with soda.

 
At 11:32 AM, Blogger Beth said...

OMG....I almost spit out my cereal!!! He doesn't want to get rid of it...it's something he aspires to! It's his inspiration!!

 
At 11:50 AM, Blogger Patti said...

QUICK! Someone tell Scoot B. where he can get find a bigger penis!!

 
At 2:28 PM, Blogger Tanya said...

wow

 
At 4:26 PM, Blogger Jenster said...

I'm speechless. And really, it's better this way.

 
At 11:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Buko would have avoided your desk for weeks if he was still around.

 
At 9:21 AM, Blogger Jenster said...

Totally OT here, but are you going to watch "The Two Coreys"?

 
At 2:10 AM, Blogger Swishy said...

I can't get into the Coreys ... but maybe I will watch it once just to check it out.

OK, I need to write a new post soon. I feel like a porn peddler or something with that stain at the top of my blog. But seriously, it's just, like, RIGHT THERE IN THE OFFICE! We just reshuffled seats and the guy who moved into that cube was not thrilled. He totally covered it up.

 
At 2:14 PM, Blogger Manic Mom said...

I think they were waiting for a woman to come over and LICK it off!

Yes, Swish, I'm back--and I've got puke stories to share... UGH.

 
At 5:07 PM, Blogger Moanna said...

If you could cut the fabric off that cube wall and frame it, bet you could sell it on eBay...

 

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