Waiting for My Real Life to Begin

The life and times of a girl named Swishy.

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Lesson of the day

If you show the man at Jiffy Lube some cleavage, you will get $10 off your oil change.

15 Comments:

At 9:28 AM, Anonymous Kristabella said...

Excellent! I'm about due for a lube job soon.

Sorry.....couldn't resist.

 
At 10:14 AM, Blogger Patti said...

boobage to the rescue!

 
At 10:55 AM, Blogger Just A Girl In GA said...

I would show some boobage if they would just remember to reset the "Change Oil" indicator lamp once they finished with the oil change.

 
At 1:11 PM, Blogger Manic Mom said...

I can only imagine his thoughts on what he wanted to LUBE!

I love my Swishy! (And she does have a great rack, for any interested parties!)

 
At 1:18 PM, Blogger Swishy said...

HA HA HA HA HA HA!

 
At 1:19 PM, Blogger Trish Ryan said...

Too funny. I'll remember to stop by Victoria's Secret before my next oil change, as I'll need a Miracle/Wonder/We can make something out of almost nothing Bra to get any sort of discount.

 
At 1:29 PM, Blogger Tuesday Girl said...

Been there, done that.

 
At 2:02 PM, Blogger thethinker said...

Too bad I don't have much cleavage.

 
At 3:02 PM, Blogger Drew Blackstone said...

I did that and the guy just looked at me kinda funny. Maybe I need a Wonderbro.

 
At 6:30 PM, Blogger Jenster said...

Great! Now that I have some that information will come in handy. 'cause, you know. Prior to December I only had toe cleavage. Oh, that and butt cleavage, but I'm not so sure that's sexy. :o)

 
At 9:54 PM, Blogger Golightly said...

word.

 
At 12:12 AM, Blogger XYZinn said...

Right now I could probably get a free lube job with the size of my boobs!! Since I am breastfeeding they are so huge (for me anyway)!

 
At 12:15 AM, Blogger Swishy said...

OK, I'd just like to say for the record, I was just wearing a normal shirt that happened to show the HINT of something more. I didn't, like, flash him or anything. It was just a little cleavage-y.

Bottom line is, I am not a slut. At least not when it comes to oil changes. haha.

 
At 10:21 AM, Blogger Senor Beavis said...

Since I was apparently stripped of my feminist creditials the other day, I'm unable to comment on this matter.

OK, let's see. What comment can I make that can get around gender issues. OK, let's try this:

What Swishy didn't realize was that Tuesday is $10 off day at Jiffy Lube. :) But hey, whatever helps out your confidence, that's what I always say. Actually, I don't. But I could.

 
At 4:27 PM, Blogger Andie said...

ha! i get all my oil changes for free because I hook up with my oil change dude..... I married him. my husband doesn't believe in taking the car to the oil change place... he'd rather do it himself.

That's funny though.

 

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