The life and times of a girl named Swishy.
posted by Swishy @ 12:58 AM
Excellent! I'm about due for a lube job soon.Sorry.....couldn't resist.
boobage to the rescue!
I would show some boobage if they would just remember to reset the "Change Oil" indicator lamp once they finished with the oil change.
I can only imagine his thoughts on what he wanted to LUBE!I love my Swishy! (And she does have a great rack, for any interested parties!)
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Too funny. I'll remember to stop by Victoria's Secret before my next oil change, as I'll need a Miracle/Wonder/We can make something out of almost nothing Bra to get any sort of discount.
Been there, done that.
Too bad I don't have much cleavage.
I did that and the guy just looked at me kinda funny. Maybe I need a Wonderbro.
Great! Now that I have some that information will come in handy. 'cause, you know. Prior to December I only had toe cleavage. Oh, that and butt cleavage, but I'm not so sure that's sexy. :o)
Right now I could probably get a free lube job with the size of my boobs!! Since I am breastfeeding they are so huge (for me anyway)!
OK, I'd just like to say for the record, I was just wearing a normal shirt that happened to show the HINT of something more. I didn't, like, flash him or anything. It was just a little cleavage-y.Bottom line is, I am not a slut. At least not when it comes to oil changes. haha.
Since I was apparently stripped of my feminist creditials the other day, I'm unable to comment on this matter. OK, let's see. What comment can I make that can get around gender issues. OK, let's try this: What Swishy didn't realize was that Tuesday is $10 off day at Jiffy Lube. :) But hey, whatever helps out your confidence, that's what I always say. Actually, I don't. But I could.
ha! i get all my oil changes for free because I hook up with my oil change dude..... I married him. my husband doesn't believe in taking the car to the oil change place... he'd rather do it himself. That's funny though.
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