So we're having a girls night on Friday night. We're all sitting around eating and talking, and one friend, Elaine, mentions that the cable guys came by her house today.
Friend A: I had a guy come by the house the other day, too. He was so cute! He had such a nice face.
Friend B: OH! Well, *I* had a repair man come by, too, and you guys, he couldn't even button his jeans!
We all kind of look at each other, like, "Is she talking about what we think she's talking about?"
Friend B: I seriously had to keep reminding myself to look up. It came into the room before he did!
We start laughing. Someone asked if maybe he was using a pair of socks.
Friend B: SOCKS?!?! More like an entire boot! A BIG boot!
We're all wiping tears from our eyes. The idea of a repair guy packing a boot in his jeans is funny enough, but even funnier is the fact that this woman is perhaps THE most conservative person I've ever met. And she can't stop talking about it.
Friend B: Whatever. You're just jealous he didn't come to YOUR house.