I'm sitting here at my coffee shop, minding my own business, when an older man walks up to me.
Guy: Every time I come in here, you’re on that computer.
Me: I'm sorry?
Guy: I come in here all the time, and you're always sitting over here on that computer of yours.
Me: Well, I’m working!
Guy: On what?
Guy: You good at it?
Me: Um ... I think so.
Guy: Well, good for you. Good for you. You go, girl.
(Five minutes later, Guy walks by with his to-go bag.)
Guy: You know, next time I’m in here, I'm going to give you some shit, because you’re always looking so serious. You’re a nice, young, good-looking girl, you need to be out there enjoying your life a little.
Me: It's 4 o'clock in the afternoon! And it's freezing outside!
Guy: I'm telling you, next time I see you I'm gonna give you shit.
Me: And I don't look THAT serious.
Guy: I'm gonna give you shit. Just so you know.
Totally never seen this guy before.