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Tuesday, November 07, 2006

When office drones attack

Apparently someone was having a bad day at work today. Some people screw around online when they're having a bad day, or take off for a two-hour lunch, or get sassy with their boss, or go cry in their car. Other people, however, rip the soap dispenser off the bathroom wall.



And no, it was not some angsty girl all torn up over the Britney and Kevin breakup. We found that out AFTER the soap hit the counter. Britney's divorce did knock the soap debacle off the radar, though. No fewer than five people came straight to my desk as soon as they heard the news, which warms my heart more than you'll ever know.

The whole Britney thing means two things: First, Reese Witherspoon is undoubtedly somewhere at this very moment sending thank you flowers to Britney for wiping HER divorce off the cover of People magazine, and second, if life is fair and good, we'll never see Kevin Federline again.

15 Comments:

At 11:38 PM, Blogger Two Roads said...

I would like to think we won't see Britney anymore too.

 
At 7:10 AM, Blogger Beth said...

Buh Bye Kevin!!!
See ya, wouldn't want to be ya!

 
At 8:33 AM, Blogger Karitown said...

Here here. It's about time she broke it off. No more drama.

 
At 8:58 AM, Blogger Bina said...

I swear, I was NOT in your office building yesterday so no one can blame that on me!

Yea, hopefully Kevin will dissapear into the unknown and we never have to hear about him again.

 
At 10:18 AM, Blogger Karen said...

I'm hopeful he'll disappear too. I'm sure though, it's going to get worse before it gets better - lots of teary retrospectives on their blissful two year together probably. :)

 
At 10:18 AM, Blogger cubmommy said...

Ok, that is so weird someone would rip off a soap dispenser off the wall. That person has some major issues.

Rumors are flying around about Brit and KFed that Brit won't go through with the divorce it is just a scare tactic for him. I hope this is false. Brit needs to lose the loser. What do you expect when he leaves his pregnant girlfriend with one child all ready to be with another woman. Loser.

 
At 12:38 PM, Blogger Allison Winn Scotch said...

Swish - I was totally thinking the same thing about Reese as soon as I saw the news! LOL. What a joyous day for her!

 
At 12:48 PM, Blogger Trish said...

The Brittney/Kevin thing? This was SO going to happen...it was just a matter of time.

Sorry about the soap dispenser :-/

 
At 1:53 PM, Blogger Trish Ryan said...

I predict the next step in Britney's career will be a self-help book on how important it is to avoid guys who are bad news. And you know what? She can count on me for 15-20 copies, cause that girl is the poster child for how fast the wrong man can bring you down!

 
At 6:26 PM, Blogger Golightly said...

I am so hoping we never see Kevin's stinky ass again. AS for Britney--she looks good lately. I am shocked, dump husband and dropped the trailer trash.

I'd be happy too if people ran straight to me with the latest celeb gossip ;)

That's funny about Reese

 
At 6:35 PM, Blogger TTQ said...

This knocked the Faith Hill outburst out of the news too..

 
At 8:42 PM, Blogger Frannie Farmer said...

Leave it to Brit to regain the tabloid pages - I am sure that everyone thanks her - Tom & Katie, Nicole & Keith, Nicole Richie .. the list goes one. I, however, doubt that the Brit/Kev drama is over. I think they still have some *stuff* to air and it will certainly be in public view!

 
At 9:30 PM, Blogger Sara Hantz said...

Yay!! I gave a huge cheer when it was announced.

 
At 11:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder what kind of tortured soul would mangle a soap dispenser to deal with the pain...

Where do they come up with nicknames like K-Fed anyway? Inquiring minds...

 
At 12:27 AM, Blogger Swishy said...

She IS the poster girl! K-Fed hit the freaking lottery. She was all heartbroken over Justin ... talk about jumping on an opportunity. I wouldn't be surprised if she was still in love with Mr. Sexy Back. Poor girl.

 

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