Waiting for My Real Life to Begin

The life and times of a girl named Swishy.

Friday, September 15, 2006

Let the good times roll

Later this afternoon, I'll be on my way to hook up with Manic Mom for a weekend of debauchery at the Midwest Literary Festival in Chicago.

We're talking last night, and I'm like, "So what should I bring? Is it hot there? Cold? What?"

Her response: "Jeans. Thong. Bong. Whore makeup. Condoms. Astroglide ... I can keep them coming if you want."

Oh, yes, there will be stories on Monday.

(P.S. If you're gonna be in Chicago and want to party with the party people, e-mail us! Seriously. We're down with blogger blind dates.)

20 Comments:

At 5:03 PM, Blogger Manic Mom said...

What Midwest Literary Festival?

Hee hee. You have NO idea what you're in for: Bathing my kids, babysitting, hanging with the in-laws, cooking me meals. You are going to be my beeeotch for the weekend.

I might even make you do hubby.

 
At 5:18 PM, Blogger Beth said...

Oh god, you guys are going to have so much fun....really jealous over here.

 
At 5:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think Hubby is thinking the opposite: "I might even make you do Manic Mom."

Manic mom has a crush.....

 
At 5:47 PM, Blogger Golightly said...

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

I am so beyond jealous. Have fun, have lots and lots of fun and think of me for a quick second during all that fun.
Bitter? Party of one.

But I'm happy for you!!

 
At 7:36 PM, Blogger Trish said...

Ok guys just don't get yer asses arrested m'kay?

Have fun and tell us aaallllll about it.

 
At 9:33 PM, Blogger TTQ said...

Who do we believe Swishy or Manic?? Manic, you like to yank our chains to make sure we are still reading. Swishy has more street cred on what's reeaaaallly goin on... It's a toss up for sure, hell you guys might even write each others next posts to see if we are paying attention.. Oh wait that's what I do to hubby's friends on IM ( maybe he shouldn't leave his puter on all day), I swear I learn more new words that way...

 
At 7:39 AM, Blogger Karitown said...

Sounds like a blast. I leave in 3 weeks for the New Jersey conference with Jen-T and Barbie W. We always have so much fun. Can't wait to hear how it went.

 
At 11:03 AM, Blogger Manic Mom said...

Kari--I used to live near Philly and knew about that conference! I wish I was there!

 
At 11:11 AM, Blogger Swishy said...

Manic--get the hell off the Internet and come bail me out of jail!!!

 
At 3:16 PM, Blogger mama kay said...

Dang .. I am so fricken jealous. I wish I was close to Chicago - even remotely .. because you know I would find a way to get there.

 
At 6:25 PM, Anonymous Eileen said...

I wonder if they have your pictures up at the firefighter hall warning innocent firefighters. Thongs and bongs indeed.

 
At 7:21 PM, Blogger Boo7 said...

hhhmmmmmm what do you suppose Swishy and Manic are doing right now???? Saturday evening around 8pm....one can only wonder!!

 
At 1:27 AM, Blogger Ramblin Rose said...

why cant you two come to australia?? you all sound like soooo much fun!!

RR

 
At 8:44 AM, Blogger Save Sheila said...

If I'm ever in Chicago, I will HAVE to meet you!!!

 
At 9:39 AM, Blogger Manic Mom said...

Swish, you home yet? Did those tires blow?

Hee hee, people probably think that's "code!"

 
At 12:05 PM, Blogger Karitown said...

Post what happened. You can't leave me hanging;))

 
At 2:25 PM, Blogger Amanda Brice said...

Sounds like a good time!

 
At 3:25 PM, Blogger Swishy said...

OK, promise, promise, promise, a blog by later this afternoon or tonight. I'll even write it before I catch up on Amazing Race :)

Missed everyone!

 
At 7:32 PM, Blogger cubmommy said...

It was really nice meeting you on Saturday. You are really cute and so cool. Thanks for the nice comment!

 
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